I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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