dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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