Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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