Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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