Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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