would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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