She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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