I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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