is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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