32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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