is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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