: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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