Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Everything about him screamed your future.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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