All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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