fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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