Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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