he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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