Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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