so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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