I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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