i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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