I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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