Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
as a side note pls kill me
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