My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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