I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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