honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pappa wants mamma naked
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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