oh god the rape fog is back!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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