idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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