after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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