I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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