She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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