I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
