Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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