U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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