don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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