Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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