Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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