brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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