If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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