marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
