Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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