Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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