if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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