Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
