i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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