I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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