Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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