I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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