i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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