did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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