That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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