We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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