You made me cry and you don't even care
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
